Monday, September 10, 2012
We recently got cable at the Homestead.
I've been living with Andrew for close to a year, meaning I've been living without cable for just as long. This is insane, because before I moved in I was pretty certain I would shrivel up into a wafer of sadness without ye ole boob tube.
To my surprise, I got used to not having it, but lets be honest- I was still watching Hulu and Netflix. It's not like I was looming a tapestry by candle light... come on now. So when we finally decided to jump back into the game, I sat blinking at the THOUSANDS of channels in the menu for me to surf. I felt like a WW1 POW driven insane by rapid flashed on the motion picture box. Meanwhile Andrew tucked into a variety of shows- mostly ghost related:
Paranormal Witness- Ghost Stories with Re-enactments
Haunted Antiques- Spooky Old Things
Ghost Adventures- Douches Yelling at Spirits
I would put the proper times and channels on here, but I'm not a TV Reviewer, plus I barely know what's going on with that box anymore.
29 = Confused Old Lady
Anywho- all this ghost watching has reminded me of my inability to connect with the beyond... beyooond. Believe me, I've tried. They just think I'm bootsy or something and stay the eff away. In other news- I've been having trouble with WiFi, both at work and at home.
This leads me to the only conclusion that something in my big head blocks frequencies... which both WiFi and ghosts communicate through.
I'm a Ghost Blocker.
Posted by nnekay at 11:31 AM