Wednesday, January 26, 2011
You know what's the worst?
A functioning cold.
You know, the one that hasn't quite got you knocked out... you can go on with your daily activities, but goddamn it, you feel like dog doo on a cracker.
Your head is woozy like you've spun yourself around a Sit n' Spin a few times, you nose is a leaky faucet, and you eyeballs can't seem to focus on not a damn thing... yet you have to be at work because:
1. You already took Monday off.
2. Your boss sent you home on Tuesday.
3. When you're at home, watching Oprah holler at some one, drinking tea- you feel somewhat normal.
Damn you functioning cold!!!!!!!!
And you bess believe I've been giving the side eye to all who have been sneezing in my presence.
Posted by nnekay at 3:47 PM