Wednesday, January 26, 2011


You know what's the worst?

A functioning cold.

You know, the one that hasn't quite got you knocked out... you can go on with your daily activities, but goddamn it, you feel like dog doo on a cracker.

Your head is woozy like you've spun yourself around a Sit n' Spin a few times, you nose is a leaky faucet, and you eyeballs can't seem to focus on not a damn thing... yet you have to be at work because:

1. You already took Monday off.

2. Your boss sent you home on Tuesday.

3. When you're at home, watching Oprah holler at some one, drinking tea- you feel somewhat normal.

Damn you functioning cold!!!!!!!!

And you bess believe I've been giving the side eye to all who have been sneezing in my presence.

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